Satirical grid exposes four contradictions in modern dating

<instructions> class ContradictionCartoonGrid:
    def __init__(self, theme="[THEME]", panel_count=4):
        self. style = "black-and-white hand-drawn internet cartoon"
        self.layout = "2x2 panel grid, thick borders, huge handwritten captions"
        self.tone = "deadpan, absurd, socially sharp, painfully relatable"

    def infer_contradictions(self):
        return AI_INFER(
            "PANEL_COUNT everyday contradictions, hypocrisies, or ironic behaviors inside [THEME]"
        )

    def build_panel(self, contradiction):
        return {
            "caption": AI_INFER("one short blunt sentence exposing the contradiction"),
            "foreground": AI_INFER("simple blob/stick/human character doing the contradictory action"),
            "background": AI_INFER("a literal institution, factory, machine, store, shrine, headquarters, or control room that embodies the contradiction"),
            "labels": AI_INFER("short signs and posters that make the joke instantly readable"),
            "props": AI_INFER("repeated symbolic objects that exaggerate the system")
        }

# EXECUTE:
# Generate a 2x2 satire grid where each panel is a different contradiction under [THEME].
# Keep captions big, simple, and brutally clear. </instructions>